mattbelly:

the creepiest cats of ok cupid

(via stupidflightlessbird)

itsjustafantasyfortwo:

godstiel:

I was going through this new book of short stories I bought and reached this one

I wondered what it could possibly be about

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I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE LITERAL

He was also reasonable, he didn’t fuck married mothers

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unimpressedcats:

take a picture of me and my pumpkin 

(via fuckyeahfelines)

dylanzarate:

if you are “above” pop music you are probably boring 

(via larrymoaning)

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nikibee1:

Will Smith is totally the parent that loves to embarrass his children. I love it. 

(via comecuddlewiffme)

rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

(via tyleroakley)

mflo9:

Me and my hoes.

(via ithinkisawyouinmysleep)

fallopianpubes:

oomshi:

*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*

*rebounds* not in my house

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