the creepiest cats of ok cupid
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I was going through this new book of short stories I bought and reached this one
I wondered what it could possibly be about
I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE LITERAL
He was also reasonable, he didn’t fuck married mothers
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take a picture of me and my pumpkin
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Will Smith is totally the parent that loves to embarrass his children. I love it.
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*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
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Me and my hoes.
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*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
*rebounds* not in my house
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